in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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