Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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