The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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