Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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