GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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