soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
