benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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