if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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