I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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