Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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