My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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