Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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