People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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