So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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