Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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