we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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