so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize