I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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