how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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