We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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