Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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