Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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