Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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