I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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