You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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