all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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