First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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