You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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