he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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