He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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