butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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