You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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