The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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