I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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