I hate your face
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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