dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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