He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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