Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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