Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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