If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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