Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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