Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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