so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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