hell yes lets make some ravioli
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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