She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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