i don't like sucking hair
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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