He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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