yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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