where am i from again
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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