Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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