i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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