The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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