I'd wear matching sweaters with you
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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