I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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