Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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